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How it works

Design on autopilot. Here’s the whole process.

No sales calls, no discovery workshops, no 40-page proposals. Subscribe, drop in requests, get designs. That’s it. That’s the process.

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Minute 1

Subscribe

Lock in your spot for $500/month. You get access to your private request board within minutes, plus a short welcome note with zero corporate jargon.

02

Minute 5

Fill your queue

Add as many requests as you like: logos, landing pages, ads, decks. Drag them into priority order. Attach examples, brand files and your wildest hopes and dreams.

03

Hour 1

I get to work

I pick up the top request and start designing. Questions? I’ll ask them in the card, not in a 45-minute meeting.

04

~24 hours

You receive designs

Most requests are delivered in about a day on business days. Bigger projects arrive in daily chunks so you always see progress.

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As needed

Revise until it’s right

Leave feedback right on the card. I revise. Repeat until you love it. There is no revision limit. There is only my slowly fading will to live.

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Whenever

Pause or cancel anytime

Done for now? Pause and keep your unused days, or cancel with no penalty. Come back anytime (if there’s a spot).

The fine print, but readable

A few house rules

One request at a time

I work your queue top to bottom, one active request at a time. That focus is why turnaround stays fast.

Business days

Turnaround is measured Monday to Friday. Weekends are for my houseplants and my therapist.

31-day cycles

Billing runs in 31-day cycles. Pause on day 10 and you have 21 days waiting when you return.

Invite your team

Add teammates to your board so marketing, product and founders can all submit requests.

Questions

Process FAQ

Add as many requests to your queue as you want. I work through them one at a time (two at a time on busy weeks), and most single requests land within 24–48 hours. Bigger things like full websites get broken into daily deliverables so you see progress every day.

Most requests (social graphics, ad sets, logo concepts, one landing-page section) are delivered in about 24 hours on business days. Larger projects are split into daily chunks. US time zones get same-day replies; UK and Australia get stuff waiting when they wake up.

Billing runs in 31-day cycles. If you pause after using 10 days, you have 21 days banked to use whenever you come back. Vacations, slow quarters, existential crises: all valid reasons to pause.

Then we revise it until you do. Revisions are unlimited. I’ll whimper internally, but externally I’ll be a delight. Most clients land on a winner within one or two rounds.

You do. Everything delivered is 100% yours, including source files, with full commercial rights. I just ask nicely if I can show it in my portfolio, and you can say no.

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Unlimited design for $500/month. Start today, get your first design tomorrow. Pause or cancel whenever.