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Unlimited Graphic Design Subscription. Your Designer, Minus the Drama.

An unlimited graphic design subscription for a measly $500/month. Logos, websites, landing pages, social graphics, pitch decks: whatever your bossy heart desires, delivered in about 24 hours.

  • Logos
  • Websites
  • Landing pages
  • Social media
  • Pitch decks
  • Packaging
  • Rebrands
  • Ad creatives
  • Mockups
  • Funnel graphics
  • Email templates
  • Merch
  • ∞Coffees consumed
  • ~24hAverage turnaround
  • 1,200+Designs delivered
  • 99%Soul depletion rate

What $500/month gets you

A senior designer on tap. No hiring drama.

Everything you’d expect from a design agency, minus the invoices that make your accountant cry.

Boss mode, activated

Drop requests whenever inspiration (or panic) strikes. 2PM or 2AM, your queue is always open and I’m always slightly over-caffeinated.

Unlimited revisions

Want it bigger? Bolder? “More premium but also approachable”? I’ll keep iterating until it’s right. I live for the pain. Mostly.

Brands that look expensive

Senior-level design that makes your startup look like it raised a Series B. Even if it raised a Series “my savings.”

No request too small

Logo for your SaaS? Sure. Signage for your kid’s lemonade stand? Absolutely. No request too big, no request too weird.

Dead simple

How it works

Three steps. No discovery workshops. No “circling back.”

1

Subscribe & send requests

Lock in your spot, then add as many design requests as you like to your board. Logo, landing page, a tattoo of your mascot. I don’t judge.

2

I disappear into the design dungeon

Fueled by coffee and mild existential dread, I work through your queue one request at a time while you go live your life.

3

You get great design, fast

Most requests land in about 24 hours. Revise as much as you want. Your brand looks fire. My sleep schedule does not.

Pause anytime. Only pay for the days you use.

Going on vacation? Slow quarter? Hit pause and your unused days wait for you, like loyalty points that are actually useful. Unpause when you’re ready to boss me around again.

What you can request

If it lives on a screen or a box, I’ll design it.

Logo design

Custom logos that look like they cost $10K. They didn’t. You’re welcome.

Websites & landing pages

High-converting websites and landing pages in Figma, Webflow or Framer.

Brand identity

Full rebrands: logo, colors, type, guidelines. The whole glow-up.

Social media graphics

Scroll-stopping posts, carousels, ads and templates. Feed the algorithm.

Pitch decks & presentations

Investor decks and sales presentations that make VCs reach for their checkbooks.

Packaging & print

Labels, boxes, cans and merch that win the shelf (and the unboxing video).

Selected work

Designs that dominate.

Brand identity board for Northpaw, a fictional pet food brand: logo, colors and business card
Brand identity

Northpaw

Pet food brand that refused to look like every other pet food brand.

Landing page design for Shipfast, a fictional SaaS product, in a browser window
Landing page

Shipfast

SaaS launch page designed and built in Webflow in four days.

Mobile app screens for Ledgerly, a fictional budgeting app, with a spending chart
App UI

Ledgerly

Budgeting app screens that make overspending look stylish.

Soda can packaging for Fizzbo, a fictional drink brand, in three flavors
Packaging

Fizzbo

Three soda flavors, print-ready dielines, one very sugary week.

Social media post set for Hot Takes, a fictional podcast
Social media

Hot Takes

Podcast social kit with templates the host can’t break.

Investor pitch deck slides for Cloudnine, a fictional startup, with a growth chart
Pitch deck

Cloudnine

Series A deck. The chart goes up and to the right. As requested.

Concept projects for fictional brands, shown to demonstrate range. Client work available on request.

Don’t take my word for it

The wall of very demanding clients

Reviews from bosses with zero remorse and excellent taste.

★★★★★

“I sent 47 revision requests at 3AM on a Sunday. All 47 were done by Monday lunch. I think I broke him. 10/10, would brief again.”

Karen M.CEO, KarenCorp™

★★★★★

“Asked him to make our logo ‘more disruptive.’ He sent back 12 versions and a strongly worded haiku. We used version 7. Our investors cried.”

Chad ThunderbrandFounder & Self-described Visionary

★★★★★

“He sighed audibly during our feedback call. But the rebrand? Chef’s kiss. Our wellness brand has never looked more calm.”

Brenda from HRPart-time Tyrant

★★★★★

“Needed album art that screams ‘I peaked in 2019.’ He DELIVERED. Four stars only because he refused to put my face on Mount Rushmore.”

DJ Pixel DestroyerSoundCloud Artist

★★★★★

“Our old agency needed ‘a discovery phase’ to pick a font. This guy picked one, made the deck, and asked if I needed a menu for my food truck.”

Steve “Synergy” JohnsonChief Vibes Officer

★★★★★

“We launched three landing pages in one week. Our dev asked if we’d hired a whole team. I said no, we hired one very tired person.”

Grandma DorisEtsy Mogul, Age 84

*Characters dramatized for comedy. The turnaround times are very real.

Why switch?

The old way vs. the DesignSlave way

Agencies and freelancers charge by the project. I charge by the month and let you go wild.

Comparison of traditional design hiring versus DesignSlave
Feature The old way DesignSlave
Cost$5,000 – $25,000 per project$500/month flat, unlimited
Speed2–6 weeks per deliverable~24–48 hours
Revisions2–3 included, then $$$Unlimited (I live for the pain)
WorkloadOne project at a timeUnlimited requests in your queue
Commitment6–12 month retainerMonth-to-month. Pause or cancel.
CommunicationEmail chains & status meetingsDirect line to your designer
Who does the workWhichever junior is freeA senior designer, every time

One plan. No BS.

Lock it in before someone else does.

I keep a tiny client list so every request gets senior attention and fast turnaround. When it’s full, it’s full.

Secure payment

Processed by Stripe. Your card info is safer than my mental health.

Cancel anytime

No contracts, no guilt trips. Leave whenever. I’ll cry quietly.

Pause anytime

Days only count when you’re actively using it, not when you’re ghosting me.

2 spots left

Unlimited Design

$500/month

Unlimited requests. Cancel or pause anytime.

Subscribe & start today Not sure yet? Ask me anything first

Everything included

  • Unlimited design requests
  • Unlimited revisions (I live for the pain)
  • Logos, websites, graphics & mockups
  • Landing pages & funnel graphics
  • Pitch decks, packaging & social
  • ~24-hour turnaround on most requests
  • Direct access to your designer. No middlemen.
  • Full ownership + source files
  • Pause or cancel anytime

Optional add-ons

  • Extra active requestTwo requests worked in parallel instead of one. Twice the throughput.+$350/mo
  • Priority turnaroundYour queue jumps the line: ~12-hour turnaround on small requests.+$150/mo
  • Extra brandA separate brand (second business or client) on the same subscription.+$200/mo

Got questions?

Frequently asked questions

One flat price: $500 per month for unlimited design requests and unlimited revisions. No setup fees, no contracts, no surprise invoices. Pause or cancel whenever you like.

No account managers, no office with a kombucha tap, no 14-person kickoff meeting. You talk directly to one senior designer, and I keep overhead close to zero. Agencies bill for their process; I bill for pixels. My therapist bills separately.

Add as many requests to your queue as you want. I work through them one at a time (two at a time on busy weeks), and most single requests land within 24–48 hours. Bigger things like full websites get broken into daily deliverables so you see progress every day.

Most requests (social graphics, ad sets, logo concepts, one landing-page section) are delivered in about 24 hours on business days. Larger projects are split into daily chunks. US time zones get same-day replies; UK and Australia get stuff waiting when they wake up.

Logos, brand identities, websites and landing pages (Figma, Webflow or Framer), social media graphics, ad creatives, pitch decks, packaging, email templates, mockups, merch, icons and illustrations. If it lives on a screen or a box, ask.

3D animation, long-form video editing, complex front-end coding, and your kid’s science project (okay, maybe the poster). If something is outside my lane, I’ll tell you straight up before you waste a day.

Then we revise it until you do. Revisions are unlimited. I’ll whimper internally, but externally I’ll be a delight. Most clients land on a winner within one or two rounds.

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